Underworld/Len Wiseman/September 2003
Vampires, werewolves and troubles in love: Underworld is the dark version of now-common vampires versus werewolves tale that has so horrifyingly been reborn with the Twilight series. It follows Selene (Kate Beckinsale), a warrior vampire, as she uncovers terrible secrets about the origins of the war of the species and must face the consequences when she falls in love with the key to the whole mystery.
Like many others in its category (fantasy action/romance), Underworld suffers from a plot that is only mildly intriguing and some actors that really cannot carry the film’s weight. Beckinsale, so often seen in pretty romantic roles, attempts to amplify her sex appeal and while this works, her acting is probably about as lively and interesting as a tomb. The complete lack of chemistry between her character and the supposed love interest Michael (played by Scott Speedman) means we don’t even care when they kiss for the first time. The moment itself feels horribly clinical, which has nothing to do with the scene’s setting in some sort of laboratory.
Some of the cast do prove that you can act well, even if what you’re given isn’t the best script. Bill Nighy (as Viktor) gives a fairly powerful performance, despite the two-dimensional feel to the majority of the characters. Michael Sheen (as Lucian) also works well within his limited scope, but these two actors can’t save the rest from falling into banality. Speedman is only vaguely interesting; we don’t really feel much towards him, making the plot even weaker.
Though the film isn’t particularly strong, it does have some aspects that are of interest. The costumes, though mostly impractical (latex and leather catsuits are not suitable fighting wear), are good, including those worn by the male actors. The music is your typical dark-action-movie fare, but it features some apt scoring by Renholder. The CGI, prosthetics and makeup are admirable. Viktor’s regenerating body and the transition from human to Lycan is impressively realised, and the sound effects that go with that transformation are gruesomely appropriate.
It’s a silly mess at times and we don’t really get involved in the story, but it’s a fun watch for those that enjoy guns-blazing supernatural action.
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Serious Rating: 3.5/10
Superficial Rating: 5.5/10. Kate Beckinsale leaves nothing to the imagination in that outfit, and Michael Sheen is oddly hot in leather trousers. Just me? Maybe just me.
DISCLAIMER: I personally quite like this film (shh, don’t tell anybody). Also, if somebody wanted to buy me that catsuit, I’d be extremely grateful. Ooh, and the guns that go with it. I basically want to be as cool as her. Perhaps with better acting skills… I don’t really want to come across with the magnetism of a plank of wood.
For fun, I’m gifting you this lovely picture of Selene, in the hopes that my previous theory on sexy photos and ratings is proved correct!
Can’t deny the girl looks good.